Indigestion...

In order to pay homage to the story from whence my title comes, I do believe I owe it to my readership to grace my page with at least somewhat frequent tributes to "The Sound of Music"...

Captain von Trapp: Fraulein, is it to be at every meal, or merely at dinnertime, that you intend on leading us all through this rare and wonderful new world of... indigestion?